I know it’s a shitty subject but someone has to bring it up. Have you ever sat on the toilet for what feels like an hour or an eternity and nothing is happening. Well, there’s a simple solution. No, not medication. Too many side effects. I do this and it works every time.
While you’re pushing, like you’re Pregnant, rock back and forth. It might even work if you’re pregnant. Just an afterthought. Not an after birth. Everything will work out in the end. Yes that’s a pun. Another afterthought, not in book. Acupressure point just below betty button. Take your four fingers, press down then massage for 1 minute, twice daily. Works like a charm.
I wish I had thought of this when I was five years old, I would have saved myself a lot of pain. No need to do this if you have diarrhea, and no pushing required. Also, no need to be embarrassed, no one is watching.
I thought that constipation was something new brought on by medication. It is and it’s not. Right now the big things are cancer, heart attacks and diabetes. Three hundred years ago and even longer, the big thing was constipation, believe it or don’t. Maybe even during the time of Adam and Eve.
You would not believe the different things that have been invented to help relieve constipation. Check on Google. There was one such contraption that looks like a Dildo. No thank you. There have been people who were so full of shit (hence the expression) that the only thing that would probably work is a C Section. Go on Google and see for yourself.
Unlike the constipated mathematician who tried to work it out with a pencil.
May the force be with yo
Emile ( Don’t sweat it) Fougere
Leave a Reply