Farts:
I read somewhere that the average person farts at least forty times a day. Yes, that includes women too. I have heard of all kinds of research being done, but that’s a new one. I wonder what that guy or girl is paid to do that. People with diarrhea need not apply. I must have been sick yesterday, I only farted thirty times. Give me some beans. I need to get my quota for the day. I tried to fart a while ago but I shit instead. Can’t count that one or can I? It did make a sound.
I wonder how many people were in that study? I don’t think I would want to be in that room. It must be hard to keep count. I know I would lose count after twenty, but that’s just me. Do you need to have someone watch you when you’re sleeping, because you do fart when you sleep. I can’t tell you how I know, but I know.
Emile( Do you smell that?) Fougere
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